THE MOST HILARIOUS PSYCHO VOICEMAIL IN HISTORY!!!
THX Q!!!
No. Wait. This is GREAT!!! The guy who left this message has GOT to be on crystal meth…
check out the story first… from holytaco.com:
The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen.
total dreamboat…
I actually have Kar to thank for this…